when you actually have a whole day off
bluebirds-on-a-wire: DO NOT EVER SAY TO ME ‘I have to ask you something’ OR ‘so we need to talk’. JUST ASK THE QUESTION OR START THE CONVERSATION BECAUSE I WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK BEFORE YOU CAN.
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
e-zekiel: consulting-time-captain: aro-rusco: santajackharkness: theladythorki: steven-stone: i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon petition to rename the moon this entire site is on drugs
imjust-kyian: scroturn: i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
strawberrypantsu: moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom